A Hair-Raising Experience at Pulau Ketam

As if it was not tired enough over the weekend after returning from Johor last Saturday, i went on the next day another trip with bunch of bloggers to Pulau Ketam for some seafood. Plans was made up 2 weeks earlier. Headcount was 14 fellas - they are Cely, HK, Daniel, EndrooG, TITs, Tuak Lady, Syen, Yatz and his GF - Josephine, Wan Shen, Pui San, Chelva and the 19-year-old-constantly-swearing-chick.

Ok i’ll try not to post a long bout the trip, i think i’ll put up a a few single liners, and let the pics do the rest of the talking …

  • Its not good to be late for bloggers meet …
  • When bunch of ladies group together they can really get really noisy …
  • 19-year’s are really amazing nowadays, they swear like a 30 year old …
  • Its intimidating to see 19-year-old’s cussing vocab is way better than yourself …
  • Apparently when they ladies group together they like to pluck hair from hairy fellas…
  • Thanks to the Tuak-Lady, i get my first taste of tuak …
  • Tuak sucks - you will practically have to down a few buckets of those to get you tipsy …(wakakakaka)
  • TihTahPah is an endangered pre-historic species, you can practically color her red by feeding her just 1 jug glass of beer…
  • To keep the ladies from going all noisy, you feed them craps crabs …
  • Food in Pulau Ketam is ok ok only, nothing to shout home of …
  • Tuak, Stout, Beer and Tequila - what happened to the TODI?
  • Some chicks like to remain pretty so they go to Pulau Ketam in heels …
  • Seems that a lot of hanky panky goes around when people are in their 30’s and late 20’s.

I must have left out tons more, please let me know which one i left out …

tihtahpah says…
1. first time i ever seen a life-size gigantic kkj (hair shaven-with stubbies)
2. whatever happened to todi
3. Mr. and Mrs Yatz look like twins…
4. tuak rocks!

Gallivanter says…
1. Getting eyelashes pulled is not fun.
2. When 2 botaks get together after spiritualizing, they can get really noisy too, and give the ladies a run for their money.
3. Kajang is God-damned FAR!!!

philters says…
1. its not ‘tuak lady’ oh-kay!!! that MS. philters to you.
2. oh come one, you liked the tuak… say it… SAY IT!!!
3. i hope the 19-year-old stays in school.
4. and was it just because i was sitting beside her, or did anyone else notice that that 19-year-old CAN DRINK!!!
5. nasib baik the ones who got their bulu plucked were baldies. imagine if they weren’t…

The Port Klang Jetty
Ketam

Me and the 19-year-old-constantly-swearing-chick
Ketam

Jalan Jalan Cari Ketam
Ketam

Eh walk la, no cam-whoring
Ketam

Duduk Duduk Nak Makan
Ketam

Yatz - whats with the Ultramen la?
Ketam

Endroo fingered me … sedap sehingga menjilat jari …
Ketam

The Tuak Lady … see no foods on the table, drink first …
Ketam

Ah! foods here - makan makan …
Ketam

Dig in!
Ketam

My phone cam is crappy la, TihTahPah’s face was like bright lantern red … somehow the camera were not able to capture it, too red edy - haha
Ketam

Cely looks sad in the pic … dunno why, she is not letting HK eating any other “hais”
Ketam

No one is willing to drink my crap water … i tell u its not crap water, its “air longkang” …
Ketam

Philters, lemme count how many times ur face appears here k, (1/2 face + full face + 3/4 face + 1/4 face + full face) = 3.5 times …
Ketam

Wan Shen and Tih Tah Pah, both were like bright flashing red light bulbs …
Ketam

19-year-old - “Ask For More”
Ketam

Just kidding la …
Ketam

Endroo and TihTahPah wondering why are they blushing …
Ketam

How come i never never get any of this … me also botak man …
Ketam

I like this last pic very much …
Ketam

More pics here.

Read bout the other Hair-Raising Experience write-ups here
Philters
Gallivanter
Tihtahpah
EndrooG
See Lai
Yatz

This entry was posted 1 year, 11 months ago on Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 at 11:54 am and is filed under Funny, Makan.


53 Responses to “A Hair-Raising Experience at Pulau Ketam”

tihtahpah January 30th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

1. first time i ever seen a life-size gigantic kkj (hair shaven-with stubbies)
2. whatever happened to todi
3. Mr. and Mrs Yatz look like twins…
4. tuak rocks!

Gallivanter January 30th, 2007 at 12:51 pm

1. Getting eyelashes pulled is not fun.
2. When 2 botaks get together after spiritualizing, they can get really noisy too, and give the ladies a run for their money.
3. Kajang is God-damned FAR!!!

tihtahpah January 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

ohyea..how can we forget KAJANG!!!!!! but i think the best thing about the ride on the GEN2 was….CHELVA SINGING TO PINK…and DONT LOOK BACK IN ANGER hehehehe

Yien Bin January 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

lol earl, you look like a big time sugar dad.

philters January 30th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

1. its not ‘tuak lady’ oh-kay!!! that MS. philters to you.
2. oh come one, you liked the tuak… say it… SAY IT!!!
3. i hope the 19-year-old stays in school.
4. and was it just because i was sitting beside her, or did anyone else notice that that 19-year-old CAN DRINK!!!
5. nasib baik the ones who got their bulu plucked were baldies. imagine if they weren’t…

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

TITs, i shall let you hold and caress my huge kkj head … careful of the stubs though …

Gallivanter, pity u brow bro … heard that eyelashes takes ages to grow back man …

TITs, yaya, Chelva - you ROCK man … hahaha but Pink? errr … you’re gay! hahaha

YB, i wish i am … big time pimping sugar daddy …

cely January 30th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

shit, that means i m the last one to do the post… again..

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

err Cely, killkenny on you …

Gallivanter January 30th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

earl-ku, I’ll just have to get someone to pull the other one, so it balances for now. I won’t let my 5 eyelashes die in vain…..

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

i suggest u take some industrial strength celotape or duck tape, tape over eye … in one hard pull - yank them all out … so in case this fella try to pull any, u can tell them - there arent any …

hahaaha then boro some eye lashes form the ladies …

andylkw January 30th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

oh, dun bring me lah?

belle January 30th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

zzzzzzzzzz

mahai.. nothing good bout me in yr blog.i hate u and taisei u botak! arghh!!

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

andylkw, ok we going there again end of this week … wait for us in port klang… pat kin pat san ok …

belle, hahaha this 19 year old merajuk edy … come “kam yu” suk suk sek sek … hahahahahahahaha

chel January 30th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

earl-ku - woi not gay la… Singing Whitney Houston or Celine Dion might be considered gay but singing to pink is still safe la

Gallivanter - since u took the care of the hair on ur head, they decided to remove the rest. dun worry it will grow back (i think)

Tuak rocks… I am suffering from withdrawal syndrome now..

Gallivanter January 30th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

Eyelashes take 4-8 weeks to grow back! Tihtahpah has taken away 40 weeks from me! This is war!!!

tihtahpah January 30th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

chelva: just jump!
galli: we’re even now…5 eyelashes for all the tickles..good deal i think ;)
earl: “hold and caress my huge kkj head” i leave that to belle….:)

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

chelva, eh … next we all do this “Right Said Fred - I’m Too Sexy” ok cun? hahahaha

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

Gallivanter, sure? i tot its like longer man …

TITs, lol … budak kecik, dont be going and starting rumours ya … later i come for hairs on ur body then u know, unlike galli, he is going for ur eye brows or something … i dont care, as long as its body hair - I PLUCK!

CincauHangus January 30th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

hoeyy.. aiya.. so sad i couldnt go as well… :(

i wanna hear tat 19-year-old swear. see how good is she.. hahahaha… :P

belle January 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

= =” y suddenly so many belle wan..woi i keep quiet already wo! tits! u wan fight?! kkc idowan!

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

CincauHangus, u dunwan to know …

belle, what so many belle? aih me so good also no body wan … i am all good, except for the occasionally horny thingy … damn! think got to go gay … grass looks a lot greener on the other side …

belle January 30th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

wah sei!! all also titsy’s fault! y u hurt earl! now he’e going for galli! kakaka
earl come to the bright sight la ahha don merajuk

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

i am turning over to the other side … got to try it somehow, maybe i can get some love the other side …

belle January 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

i juz notice..lady philters said i can drink *blush* and NO! 19 year old don stuck in classes anymroe! WAKKAKKAK time to change

Yatz January 30th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

walan eh..aiya..last time WP meet-up kene virus from u and Wingz la..that’s why I’m Ultraman also..LOL

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

belle, see, see … swears again … very un-lady like

Yatz, eh what virus la? crazy ka?

tihtahpah January 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm

earl: eh what kind of virus u have ar
belle: apa titsy…aiyohhh..

belle January 30th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

eh sorry sorry its tu kao lan jie jie after drinking

this one cun? ahahaah

Yatz January 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

nola..saja..my ambition is to become Ultraman actually..hahaha..
that’s why i’m with my hands cross like that..wanna mem-fire belle..hahaha

belle January 30th, 2007 at 6:15 pm

fire me for waT?! eh i think i damn innocent here lo.all also fire me wan. i know la u guys jeles m still 19

Gallivanter January 30th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

Earl, 2 bald men cannot bonk each other, it’s gay and it’s bad for chi-chi. :-D

earl-ku January 30th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

TITs, the BOTAK virus …

belle, lu kong ami?

Yatz, hahaha - u fire chun chun ok, dont misfire …

Gallivanter, err - seems so …

endroo G January 31st, 2007 at 1:04 am

mahai… you all so free, forum’ing here in day time. *green*

belle: gotta learn from you how to tiu people.

earl: szelin can intro gay friends to you. LOL.

szelin: tihtahpah ot Tits now?

Galli: a few strands of eyelashes…. hmmm. Good trade off for tickles?

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 1:08 am

eh those eye brows potent in making jampi man … hahaha

nah i have some, would like to keep the circle small …

philters January 31st, 2007 at 1:30 am

galli tickled me twice!!! you owe me two eyelashes. i shall claim at the next meet up!:D

and belle baby, with your mouth, you’d better stay in school because there are a hell lot of lau ya lan si lecturers in college these days and you’re an excellent form of revenge.

muahahahahahaaa…!

so i hear that someone owes us all kilkenny?

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 1:37 am

eh the Tuak Ladies requires no sleep?

nite!

CincauHangus January 31st, 2007 at 2:11 am

yatz: wah lan eh… why u still look like a… nvm…

belle: so many belle wan?? u got multiple behaviour syndrome ar? :P must send to “ee or ee or” ady..
(it’s a sound.. not a word)

belle January 31st, 2007 at 2:15 am

god damn.thinkin of lecturers.my literature ( yes eng literature shut up.don b liv if u dont want to ) lecturer fucked up! she havent been to london and she’s load with he fake accent +___+ yadda yadda

cely January 31st, 2007 at 12:15 pm

become chat room here?

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 12:27 pm

CincauHangu, whats with that budak kecik?

budak kecik, yada yada yada …

cely, err kena spam … hahaha - don jeles k

tihtahpah January 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm

wtf…all been mereput-ing here ar………
yar earl, endroo is right, i know a lot of yummy gays…u want or not, charge you introduction fees :)
belle: ewww..hate ppl with fake ACCENT MCH@@$(*#&$(#@
philters: yar..where’s our kilkenny’s ar? set a DATE man! Set a DATE!

Yatz January 31st, 2007 at 1:15 pm

Cincauhangus : why do u care.? now i got gf dy :P LOL

belle : fire u for being so notti *arms cross like Ultraman and set target on belle..Zzzzzzzzz*

kilkenny kalo.? jom jom..

cely January 31st, 2007 at 1:27 pm

*merajuk*

Why no one spam my entry?
hahahahha

OK.. bila kill kenny operation?

never had kill kenny b4

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

TITs, errr - worst case scenario la … but i would prefer to be the fucker … NOT the fuckee ok …

Cely, apa lak merajuk, u the last one, u getting us the Killkenny la … actually for people like me apa beer also can la … as long as boleh minum ok la …

Gallivanter January 31st, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Cely, since you’re the last, buy us Kilkenny than we’ll spam you willingly. Sounds like a good deal… :-P

Endroo G, it’s a bad trade off because it’ll take weeks to regrow!

Philters, sharing is caring. And ONE tickle doesn’t constitute ONE eyelash, tihtahpah can attest to that! LOL

philters January 31st, 2007 at 4:03 pm

yatz: it is spelled “naughty” not “notti.”

belle: i minored in british, american and asian literature back in university. all genres. my tuition fee is cheap. heheh.

gallivanter: screw the currency exchange rate. i just want to pluck me some eyelashes!!!

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm

Ok ladies, i’ll be more than glad to pin the fella down and let you guys have a “brow-plucking-buffet” …

Cun? in return for some “to-be-decided-later” … ok?

cely January 31st, 2007 at 4:34 pm

kilkenny is fine :) 1 round on me when i got my salary, ok ? :)

WHO ASK ME TO BE THE LASt! :(

oi.. here really like chat box… merajuK merajuk!!!~~~*&*&*%@#^

earl-ku January 31st, 2007 at 5:33 pm

cely, hahahaha relek la, kakaka, u buy them tiger only … tiger or carlsberg or o’kau, the TITs still will go red wan …

this is OFFICIALY the post with the highest amoung of spams comments

belle January 31st, 2007 at 5:43 pm

gyaaa! wake up abit late already miss out so much!
eh then earl u happy anot? banyak comments i wan also don have akakakaka.

end : eh..i lit? = = ” don look like one ( i know i know look whos talking )

Gallivanter January 31st, 2007 at 6:21 pm

Earl-ku, how can you pin a fellow botak down man? Come on, show me some mercy! :-P

Woohoo! Cely’s buying 1 round of Kilkenny!

earl-ku February 1st, 2007 at 12:03 am

budak kecik, hahhaha good for u to waking up this late …

Gallivanter, eh ladies man … let them have it man …

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